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Sponkenberry

The ancient Germanic practice of applying berries to the buttocks of a naked friend (lying face down) and then thwacking the buttocks with a fish, splatting the berries in the process.
"Damn, I hate the cleaning up after a Sponkenberry session" "Ja, but the experience is so revitalizing"
by Splod99 April 9, 2019
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sponke

Australian immigrant group's alliterative misspelling of spank. Will be used as widely as cofefe . Refer to current major 2017 Australian debate on same sex marriage ahead of a planned plebiscite (or vote). Especially by those arguing the "No" case by using irrelevant and unrelated topics such as voting "Yes" will approve beastiality, paedophilia & poligamy, & having school children role play being sexual in some way. In this particular misuse: masturbation.
Voting for same sex marriage in Australia will result in your children learning how to "sponke" the monkey.
by Dougal of Oz September 5, 2017
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Stonkey

Stonkey, AKA "stick-donkey," is a verb, noun and adjective pertaining to an individual's use of the barbiturate alprazolam, colloquially known by the production brand XANAX. Depending on the proliferation of xanny use, the individual becomes more or less stonkeyish. A stonkey isn't necessarily an ass, but commonly you can find stonkeys wreaking havoc at parties after drinking alcohol. A stonkey loves to be stonkeyed, and xanax is to stonkeys as oats are to donkeys.
That dude is such a stonkey.

Dude, let's go get stonkied.

My man, chill, you're being a little too stonkeyish.
by G.O.A.T.123 May 22, 2016
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Too many spongey puds

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
by bennycnz May 17, 2010
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spongey

An item or person that is generally agreed to be good, but for no particularly specifiable reason, thereby giving off a general aura of genuine 'goodness'.
Having genuine worth (unlike shifty) but achieving it effortlessly (unlike stripper)
Being spongey is an extremely desirable state of existence
Forget about that tart Katrina, she's stripper. Not like Kristine; now there's a spongey chick.

Spent last night round at Jamie's place, had a few beers, watched the footy - it was spongey.

Gees when I first met Kirby I thought she was shifty...but once you get to know her she's actually pretty spongey
by caughey March 20, 2008
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Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.
by Hugo January 27, 2004
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sponked

to defecate in large amounts.
by the skaggot March 3, 2004
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