Spodek

The ludicrous author of an AP World History textbook that everybody considers to be ridiculously bad. The contents of the book are preposterous bullshit and are known to cause blank stares, daydreams of sea slugs shaped like withered penises, and hopes that someone brings up a topic (like alpacas) to distract from the monotony that is Spodek.

Smart Gangsta- Yo dude. Would you rather read Spodek or eat shit for dinner?
Smart Asian- I believe the answer to that question is obvious. The latter.

by SALAD3 December 7, 2010

soft-spoken

adjective
1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.

While she looked rough, she was soft-spoken and kind and freely shared the details of her life under the El.

Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

Butthole spokes

It refers to those wrinkly lines on your butthole that look like the spokes on a bike wheel.

Oh, man. I was scratching my ass and accidently cut my butthole spokes with my nails. You really need to scratch lighter. That's a tender area.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Sposer

One who pretends to know/like sports. Sports + Poser = Sposer

My girlfriend is a sposer when it comes to the NCAA tournament.

by Jayla09 March 21, 2009

Spode Factory

Person who has reached the highest level of spodeness. He/she is a complete goon and commonly engages in silly and stupid behaviors.

Alec why are you dancing like such a queer? You're such a spode factory!

by SpodeDemon July 15, 2011

Sponjetta

A woman who sings about being in her studio to a very catchy tune. Commonly found on America's Got Talent, sometimes with assistants from Nick Cannon.

Hey baby, when you get home you don't have to worry about me. I'll be in my normal place and you know where that be: up in my studio. I'll be in my studio, studio. Up up in my studio, studio. I'll be in my studio. I'll be in my studio. I'll be in my studio. Up up in my studio. -Sponjetta

by Sponjetta in her Studio August 29, 2010

Sporegasm

The awesome sensation one may experience while playing Spore.

The small child was caused to sporegasm while playing Spore for pc.

by Bryn Start October 26, 2008