splinched

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

:

"man, my smiley face got splinched"

by nungababy February 4, 2009

splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Spunch Bob Potion

A potion that lets you turn into someone who is mentally deranged or what people call today by the name "Spunch Bob". The Spunch Bob Potion looks like pee so drink it at your own risk.

"I traded my among us potion for the Spunch Bob Potion."

by Succhiacazzi Parisi April 7, 2021

oily spunch

a greasy, dirty person who is immature and has no respect for nothing, or no care for others and their belongings.

1. "that fucking oily spunch put his cigarette out on my car seat!!".

2. "wow he is 25 years old and pushes little kids to the ground?, what an oily spunch".

by crapphazzard June 12, 2011

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

slunchbucket

1) A person who has drank excessive amounts of Champagne

"Allison and Stephanie are such slunchbuckets tonight after drinking 7 bottles of champagne"

by deathbylamp March 17, 2017