sploojunkie

A person who can't receive enough sploogies.

"Dude! You should have seen Adam he was going all sploojunkie on those dudes. Like a lawn sprinkler."

by Ballgazer December 22, 2008

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Sploog

To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.

After head I splooged in her face.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

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splooge

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis.

This word can be used as a noun or verb.

Shane splooged all over her face.

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

by K Dizzle August 18, 2004

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Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

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An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.

Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!

by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010

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