Splodonk

An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.

Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!

Splodonk by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010

Sploonk 

Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk

She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large

Sploonk by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019

Spladonkadonk 

Someone who is really short and has less of a say on things because they are short.

This kid is such a spladonkadonk

Spladonkadonk by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023

Sploonk 

A racist slur used by aliens against the human race in order to insult every human being regardless of sex, race, height, weight, mental ability, or gender.

"Zip-Zorp the destroyer just called earthlings a "Sploonk" and has now caused an intergalactic war against both planets."

Sploonk by PCPGuy March 15, 2024