Splosh

The sound that is made when your feces hits the surface of the toilet water.

"When I did my number two, it made a big SPLOSH!"

by Josh-has-a-big-doodle July 31, 2012

splosh

the complementary bidet like action of the water inside a toilet when your poop breaks the surface of the water and splashes all up on your asshole

I just dropped a load and got sploshed all up in my asshole, but at least i didn't have to wipe.

by mmegh2 February 1, 2010

Splosh

A filthy looking vagina.

A bulbous, hairy, diseased looking female sex organ.

A pickled herring smelling vagina with a flappy clit.

Mate that bitch had a filthy splosh.

I hooked up with this biddie, got her fully naked bro but nearly munted at the sight of her raging splosh.

The boys were at the strippers and were saying that the stripper had a gigantic splosh. They nearly munted.

by Splosh696969 November 26, 2016

Howard Splosh

To puke, literally the sound made during this activity - howARD ... splosh

Far too many beers last night, had a visit from Howard Splosh at 11.30

by worldoflard June 4, 2009

splosher

When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.

"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"

by Dirty Dazzy-D July 30, 2008

splasharoo

A kangaroo who jusmps off diving boards

Look at that splasharoo

by Liam February 12, 2004

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.

Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010