splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.

"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."

by greensand777 September 27, 2015

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Sploozey doozey

When u go to moltas house in the cape and cover the whole estate with jizz

Let’s have a sploozey doozey this weekend!

by Baka baka April 22, 2021

sploofer

Another term used to describe a vape or nicotine device.

Atticus: Brando pass the sploofer

Brando: gotchu brotha

by Cockgoblin64 November 17, 2021

spoozer

𝙜𝙪𝙣

𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙖 spoozer

by 23𝙨𝙝𝙝𝙖𝙮𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙝𝙝13 July 14, 2022

Sploober

The sound your mouth makes when you raspberry and babies spit.

If you raspberry it’s says Sploober

by Suxkaniqqadixkorsome December 6, 2024

SPLOONER

It means dick/cock/penis/weiner/schlong/twittleStick

"I am male I have a SPLOONER"

by CRONGLE December 29, 2025