Sploonk

Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk

She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large

by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019

SploOn

SplOon/SplOoning/SploOned:
(Latin Origin)-
Yo Mamma; And Ya Papa.

Hayden: Did you hear? Mr. Worldwide just got splOoned!

Milo: SploOned? My beloved (Armando Christian Pérez)??

Cooper: Yeah, he must be yo mamma or ya papa. His water must have broke!

by Armando Christian Pérez June 18, 2021

Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual

Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon

by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022

sploon thee

spoon trees

Me: hey
Friend: SPLOON THEE

by sp[pon3 September 19, 2022

sploonching

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

Sploont

When you mix tobacco and marijuana into a freshly split tobacco leaf. It’s like a spliff but rolled with a blunt wrap instead of a joint paper. Why would anyone want to add more tobacco to a blunt? I do not know.

“Yo Billyjoejimbob, why does JimmyJames want to roll a sploont? It’s already wrapped in tobacco?”

by eySuki November 29, 2023

sploonsh

When you squeeze a sponge and cry

The definition is I had a sploonsh yesterday

by Sween x February 16, 2024