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"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."
sploon by squidkid666 June 16, 2015
Splodonk
An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.
Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!
Splodonk by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010
Sploonth
n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.
Sploonth by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018
Sploon
sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony
noun (onomatopoeic)
1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.
noun (onomatopoeic)
1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.
"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"
Sploon by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013