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The act of destroying your partners asshole.
Max: What are you doing tonight?
Tyler: I'm going to splooon my bitch!
Max: Nice!
splooon by Mackie08m March 30, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"
"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*
Sploon by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018
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"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."
sploon by squidkid666 June 16, 2015
An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.
Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!
Splodonk by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010
n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.
-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.
Sploonth by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018
sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.
"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"
Sploon by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013

sploon too 

an other word for splatoon 2
Person 1:hey wanna sploon too
Person 2:naw ima fortnut
Person 1:oh k.
sploon too by IcySand May 25, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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