splooon

The act of destroying your partners asshole.

Max: What are you doing tonight?
Tyler: I'm going to splooon my bitch!
Max: Nice!

by Mackie08m March 30, 2017

Sploon

to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"

"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*

by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018

sploon

to play splatoon

"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."

by squidkid666 June 16, 2015

Splodonk

An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.

Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!

by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010

Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018

Sploon

sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.

"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"

by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013

sploon too

an other word for splatoon 2

Person 1:hey wanna sploon too
Person 2:naw ima fortnut
Person 1:oh k.

by IcySand May 25, 2018