Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 8, 2021

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

Splitting Lips

This term is used for a guy's night out. Almost like a rally cry. It means either getting into a fight and punching someone in the lip or getting a girl back home and splitting the other kind of lips.

"He's over there splitting lips."

"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"

"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."

by Mess104 April 15, 2009

split tail

term used to represent a pussy/vagina/etc

"I'd like to stick it in that split tail."

by dankenstein December 18, 2004

wig splitta

(n)-a cap peelin crack deala. (2) a person who is a professional killer who kills for nothing. (3) refers to gun or an apparatus with the intention to kill. Can also be used as "dont get cha wig splat" meaning dont get merked or beat down.

"Thats the wig splitta over there, hes infamous for killing cats."
"I got the wig splitta, now he's gonna pay."

by Kustard the Great May 21, 2006

splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.

Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!

by vahouzn April 13, 2014

Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.

Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!

by Notkyle August 2, 2009