Spife

A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.

Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)

by DS inc. February 19, 2011

Benzine Spliff

A general wasteman who has the piss taken constantly, constantly high or making grime music. Often reffered to as the King of Grime, or by his DJ name; Optimus Grime. Often tries to scrape in with higher socialy ranked individuals.

Louis: Haroon, you smokin' weed now?
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.

(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

by VitaminK June 16, 2010

Digital Spliff

One of the biggest advances in modern day engineering, a digital spliff is the action of hitting a cart and a vape in simultaneous action. It is said to be the holy matrimony of cart and vape.

Bro I’m about to hit a digital spliff
No way! Those hits go down so easy!

by Baduss May 14, 2022

splafe

A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")

Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.

mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours?
mandem 2: bout 8 bruv
mandem 1: splafe

by fiftey April 12, 2008

Spliff

a cannabis cigarette.
cannabis.

"good spliff demands good food"

George: That spliff has given me the major munchies.

Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!

by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

fart spliff

the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.

Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !

by Virgin Suicides April 22, 2017

reticulating splines

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.

I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

by Crick Albert July 22, 2009