split menu personality syndrome

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010

splintercat

A vagina so dry and painful it's like having sex with rough cut lumber.

Courtney's splintercat gave me a rash.

by dark_army December 17, 2016

splitpush

A pocket strat for the infamous SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales

Ivan: Hey guys! Wanna have fun? ;)
SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales: *splitpush noises*

by AJHadSwag July 4, 2018

turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

split arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.

We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.

by Bog Breath July 18, 2003

Wig Split

Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.

"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"

by P-doX November 16, 2007

Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008