Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.
Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.
Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.
Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
by john to the b February 7, 2008
Get the spearing the whale mug.When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
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Get the Spartying mug.A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.
I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.
We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.
We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.
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Get the man splanting mug.A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
Get the sharting spider mug.An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Friend 2: Shartington!
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