Spandex Warrior

Derisive term for overweight and/or unskilled athletes who apparently must, nonetheless, swath themselves from head to toe in expensive spandex before skating or biking. Overheard from some teenagers at Newport Beach, California.

Look at those spandex warriors, skating all the way from their car to the ice cream stand.

by Caffeine Cowboy January 22, 2005

spandex monkey

Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.

While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.

by Chazzer July 18, 2007

Spindel

One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.

After stealing my wallet the spindel responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."

by PaRiLiZaTiOnz July 27, 2010

spandex nazi

crazy fast spandex wearing skiers on cross country trails who hog the trail as they breeze past you.

(falling down) God Damn Spandex Nazi's

by Burbank May 26, 2004

Spandexcstacy

When you get your jollies from wearing spandex.

A Mix of spandex and ecstacy.

"That guy dancer has a serious case of spandexcstacy"

by DeDoiche April 21, 2006

spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

Spandex

The best clthing material made. It is great for looking at woman and men.

Gawd, girl you soooo fine wearing that spandex

by bill April 22, 2005