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spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...
The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!
by calven March 21, 2003
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pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.
by phaydeout January 17, 2011
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Spider Monkey Reach around

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!
I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance
by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017
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Spider Monkey Sex Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.
by Segun A. May 14, 2005
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Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.
"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."
by Shortank April 6, 2013
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spiderjockey

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!
spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...
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skewered spider monkey

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008
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