spoff

noun - ejaculate

She makes me want to cough my spoff.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

shoffie

more sugar than coffie

man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?

by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009

Spoff

Overly studious person. Alternative to "swot" used in some parts of Wales.

"It's lunch, why is he reading a maths book? He's such a spoff"

by anonymous March 12, 2022

spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

by Dan Fox August 13, 2003

spoffy

Spoffy has no meaning it simply is what it needs to be when it needs to be it.

"Wow you spoffy bitch"

by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016

spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

Spoff

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

by Joseph Indelicato January 18, 2006