by LES NONNY June 25, 2014
Get the spermboat mug.Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB
Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010
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by el guapo October 7, 2003
Get the spermbelly mug.Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.
2. A very promiscuous girl.
2. A very promiscuous girl.
1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"
2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
by drotic October 7, 2009
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2. A inappropriate way to say stork.
3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.
2. A inappropriate way to say stork.
3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.
1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.
2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????
3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!
2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????
3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!
by Floppy Cock August 17, 2008
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by Brokenslang May 14, 2020
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