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spermboat

A term for a used Kleenex that a male throws into a toilet and flushes it after masturbation.
"Guys, Jim has been at it again. Look at all the spermboats in the toilet."
by LES NONNY June 25, 2014
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Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010
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spermbelly

some slizzo that swallows without question
That spermbelly over there doesn't miss a drop
by el guapo October 7, 2003
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Spermbank

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.
1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
by drotic October 7, 2009
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spermbird

1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.
1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!
by Floppy Cock August 17, 2008
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Spermy Wermies

Dat hawt, white, sticky liqwid dat daddy gives you and it taste oh so yum and makes you feel so tingly wingly inside of ur tummy wummy UwU
"Pweese gimme ur Spermy Wermies daddy UwU"
by Brokenslang May 14, 2020
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Spermy

Anything that's nonsense and/or worthless.
Stop with the spermy.
by Time the Sk8r boi June 1, 2018
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