Spearing

The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".

Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"

by Dr Pepperoni March 9, 2015

spearing

1) the unknown sport of taking spears and driving in pick up trucks and high speeds and throwing spear like objects into signs.

me and a bunch of friends got drunk last night and went spearing in curry's truck.

by John Jamelske May 19, 2006

Spear

Insert Penis into another man's anus

Tim speared Ben and Simon after the theatre

by Albert Weinstein October 29, 2005

Spears

The act of drinking your own height in tallboys, duct-taping them together as you go, essentially creating a spear. The object of making spears is to eventually fight each other with them in a drunken riot.

Person 1: Hey Man, we're making spears tonight!
Person 2: Badass, mine's gona be the longest
Person 3: Oh ya? well I'm gona be the drunkest!

by blackcat123 June 5, 2009

spearing

When someone ussualy named Nathan is constantly flirting with someone and making it extremley obvious.

Look at Nathan He is spearing Mackenzie.

by coolness29 April 5, 2011

Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008