Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

joy-spreader

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.

joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!

by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011

fauxtivational speaker

1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.

Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.

Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.

Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.

by Ryan2her December 5, 2013

redneck speaker phone

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.

i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.

by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018

Spender

1. The best damn moderator anyone EVUH did see.

2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.

That Spender, why, he's such a great mod that he just makes me want to touch myself!

by Committee for Laserbeam Pandas June 16, 2009

follow the speeder

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007

speaker

1) Electro-acoustic transducer that converts electrical signals into sounds loud enough to be heard at a distance.

2) someone who expresses in language; someone who talks

the leader of the majority party is the Speaker of the House of Representatives

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003