Spankle

When that ass so nonexistent it goes straight from spine to ankle.

Yo, did you see that flat bitch Nicole, she got a spankle. I Don't know why he's even talking to her

by Charlotte Wong September 12, 2018

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

Jersey Sparkler

A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.

Los, stop rolling Jersey Sparklers.

by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012

skit spinkler

A male who urinates sitting down.

Ryan: did you see Matt, he is such a skit spinkler!

by aavoqdl February 17, 2014

shit spackler

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle

"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"

by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007