Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013

Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar

My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now

by RobbSchu December 19, 2018

splendid

adjective meaning wonderful! great!

-how was the sex?
-splendid!

by kalahiwa February 17, 2007

splendorous

adj: something beautiful; glorious; magnificent

Have a splendorous day!!

by Stretch Boogie Foot September 24, 2009

splendifferous

Splendid.. super, great, awesome, etc

wow, you look splendifferous today.

by Krazy Kracker August 30, 2005

splendiferous

a rather posh word meaning absolutely bloomin marvellous

my gosh that was splendiferous

by lord robbo August 31, 2005

Splenderific

Something that is great, combanation of splendid and terrific.

"That movie was freaking splenderific!"

by spuffygurl11 December 2, 2005