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Spaghetti Cat 

Spaghetti Cat is a picture of a cat eating spaghetti (duh) that was first featured in the "Morning Show with Mike and Juliet".
It appeared as a random image which interrupted a lady in mid-sentence discussing 'women and binge drinking'
It has also been discussed on The Soup and various other websites.

The only explanation given was that it was a "bleep photo"...and there's "more of those in the future." Brilliant.

Ultimately, no one knows of it's true origins. (yet)
- "IT SOBERED ME UP SEEING HOW-" insert spaghetti cat here

- The new 'Rick Roll'.

- Appears in the new Fall Out Boy music video "I Don't Care".

- Spaghetti cat again appears in the youtube video "Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You)"

- And finally, Spaghetti Cat has appeared in random images circulating the internet, such as replacing Jesus in 'The Last Supper', etc.
Spaghetti Cat by lowenbajowen January 15, 2009

Spaghetti Bowl 

A total state of chaos. Disorganization. Lack of clear focus or direction.
John’s room is a total spaghetti bowl. Cindy was saying some crazy shit. What a spaghetti bowl that was. Finally, That government program is so convoluted—an entire spaghetti bowl

Upsetti Spaghetti 

Dude: *drops free taco*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just upsetti spaghetti.

pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!
It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

british spaghetti party

Another name for an orgy with only british people.
I had a great time at the british spaghetti party last night

Spaghetti 

Although usually referring to an Italian meal made of noodles with sauce, spaghetti can be used as a form of slang to mean an embarrassing act, general awkwardness or faux pas. If one commits such an act, it is called "dropping" spaghetti.
Guy 1: "Yo dude, check out Tad creepin' on that girl."
Guy 2: "That's all kinds of spaghetti."
Spaghetti by DocSpagh October 1, 2012