Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.
Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.
by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011
Get the ass spatula mug.The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.
e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
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A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
by jeru411 December 23, 2008
Get the man spatula mug.1) The greatest day of all time! An affront to all other lesser days ie: Christmas, Easter, Lent etc, A fist in the face of Commercial gift culture.
A Celebration of the Spatula!
2) A celebration invented in Perth, Western Australia, in 1993, by B.Lombardo, A.Raspa, P.Parkinson, R Cechner, B.Nelson and others as an excuse to have a party.
Highly influenced by the movie "Vidiot from UHF"
Is celebrated on the 3rd day of September every year or on the closest weekend after the date.
The only enforced rule is that spatulas (also falsely refereed to as egg-flips) are given as gifts and all who wish to attend must possess at least one spatula at all times during the event.
Other rituals enacted at Spatula Day parties are:
There should be a fire of some kind, preferably a large bonfire, hotter than the sun
Spatula shaped cakes should be present for all to eat
If you leave before 3am you are a piker
There should be a Spatula Olympics of somekind, incorporating a Spatula beauty pageant.
A Celebration of the Spatula!
2) A celebration invented in Perth, Western Australia, in 1993, by B.Lombardo, A.Raspa, P.Parkinson, R Cechner, B.Nelson and others as an excuse to have a party.
Highly influenced by the movie "Vidiot from UHF"
Is celebrated on the 3rd day of September every year or on the closest weekend after the date.
The only enforced rule is that spatulas (also falsely refereed to as egg-flips) are given as gifts and all who wish to attend must possess at least one spatula at all times during the event.
Other rituals enacted at Spatula Day parties are:
There should be a fire of some kind, preferably a large bonfire, hotter than the sun
Spatula shaped cakes should be present for all to eat
If you leave before 3am you are a piker
There should be a Spatula Olympics of somekind, incorporating a Spatula beauty pageant.
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Jimmy:"I got one out of 20 marks billy"
Billy:"Jimmy your such a spacalaca
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Billy:"Jimmy your such a spacalaca
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Get the Spacalaca mug.When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.
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