Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

soberize

The ablility to fight drunkenness and become more awake and able to function with out help.

After a long night of heavy drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to stay up the rest of the night and party on.

by Kevin E. May 22, 2006

Sterile Gerald Bell

A person that frequents the UL Lafayette male bathrooms who advertises free rim jobs on the bathroom wall.

Sterile Gerald Bell gives free rim jobs.

by Will Mudge October 25, 2004

Sterile Sheryl

The process of micturating in a woman's vaginal cavity while copulating; peeing in some sluts puss.

Before Ashlyn even knew it, Bradford had sweetly given her a Sterile Sheryl.

by the d00d September 21, 2006

Soteriophobia

The fear of becoming dependent on someone else, usually strong minded and even narcissistic people have this.

Girl 1: Why won't he let me buy him anything?
Girl 2: You have a better chance of turning Zack Effron straight. Your boyfriend has soteriophobia.

by EmmyIsMyMiddleName July 29, 2015