Snew

Past tense of snow, similar to snowed but "snew" makes much more sense

"Did you hear, it snew yesterday"
"Why would you go outside after it snew knowing it was cold?"

by I just happen to have logical June 10, 2021

Snew

The past tense of snow because who has the time to say snowed

Eileen: Yesterday it snowed so much
Esther: EWWWWW who says snowed, its snew

by @eande December 18, 2018

Snew

The past tense version of Snow

Noelle: Say "it didn't happen"... Say "it didn't snow"
You: It happened. It Snew.
Noelle: What?
Kris: What?

by J From the Kingsmen September 22, 2025

Snew

A person wearing a purple-like shirt and dress. They easily get irritated by a "phone" making noises in class and calls people "squeakers".

Ben: I just got with Snew and she wouldn't shut up about the noises coming from the wall.
Aaron: Bro, Snew is a fucking faggot ass bitch cunt cock sucking queer.

by Gayfaggot1 December 11, 2018