sneasoning

pronounced: Snee-SON-ing
The fine granules of chewed food that come out when you sneeze with a mouthful of food.

John was eating Frosted Flakes next to me and he shot sneasoning all over my arm.

(In response to being sneasoned)
Thanks for the sneasoning a**shole

by Ralph F May 5, 2007

Stensoned

(verb) To wrap ones head in masking tape and then set it on fire.

John stensoned last night and burned all his hair off!

by Prof. batman October 30, 2008

shetsoned

1. when a guy asks a girl to hang out and then tells all his friends they are dating; the girl has no idea they are dating.

2. when a guy indirectly asks a girl out.

Today at lunch i found out i was shetsoned by a creepy 8th grader who asked me to hang out next weekend.

by loveme57 June 17, 2009

Seasoned Dutch Oven

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."

by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Seasoned Breast

An act of humiliation in which a woman would smother her breast in her vagnial juices unknowing to her boyfriend who does not or is not willing to give her oral. Usually done as self gratification.

Girl! i gave that asshole of a boyfriend some Seasoned Breast. Fool talking about he does give head.

by Antiguan May 3, 2009

seasoned

To get high on marijuana, or pot or whatever else you want to call it. It can take the place of any descriptive word for being high, such as stoned or baked.

"Dude, let's get seasoned!"
"Hey man, I'm hella seasoned!"

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007