shetsoned 

1. when a guy asks a girl to hang out and then tells all his friends they are dating; the girl has no idea they are dating.

2. when a guy indirectly asks a girl out.

Today at lunch i found out i was shetsoned by a creepy 8th grader who asked me to hang out next weekend.

shetsoned by loveme57 June 17, 2009

Seasoned Gay 

A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).

Ugh, I hate when Tom tries to be a SEASONED GAY. He just came out a month ago!

Seasoned Gay by True Seasoned Gay July 5, 2009

seasoned toker 

A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.

A person who smokes a lot of weed.

A very experienced smoker

"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"

"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"

seasoned toker by ismokeganja January 23, 2009

SEASONED 

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

SEASONED by have2hunt October 24, 2014

seasoned 

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

seasoned by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

seasoned skillet 

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

seasoned skillet by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009

Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.

Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need

Seasoned herb by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017