smuckahs cuckahs

When you trusted a fart or just had no choice and your crack looks like you spread chocolate smuckers just all over the place down there.

“Bro that sounded and smells ripe definite smuckahs cuckahs potential there go get sorted”

by chHAad March 6, 2021

Smurky

A state of rudeness.

The man had a smurky look on his face as he robbed the bank.

by ToastToast321 August 8, 2008

smurk

To backhand someone so hard, it injuries the person. Examples would be a busted lip, black eye, nosebleed, or large (bruised) hand print.

That hoe must not know who I am..I bet she'll recognize once I smurk her one good time.

by x lnh x3 January 9, 2009

Smurk

smile in an irritatingly smug, conceited, or silly way.

He smurked annoyingly.

by Google Words July 29, 2018

Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

by Jay C January 14, 2005

smurdau

Acea persoana, prin definiție "român adevărat " care, în timpul sărbătorilor, "gustă" masiv din toate porcăriile ( a se înțelege produse din porc... ) iar după, simțind că sfârșitul îi este aproape, cheamă soția / prietena și toţi cunoscuții in jurul său pentru a-i aprinde lumânarea și solicită cu ultimele puteri vocale ajutorul SMURD -ului pentru a-l ierta de toate pacatele culinare și a-l repune pe picioare. Pentru a continua cu desertul, desigur...

Cu ocazia sarbatorilor de iarna, Cristi, bunul meu prieten a devenit smurdau... A mâncat așa de mult incat a fost nevoit sa sune la SMURD pentru indigestiile masive suferite

by Evilcopp December 25, 2019

spurka

one who is overall " the man". good with the ladys, know how to pleasure women.

yo thet spurka just walked out with 3 chicks

by bob blake February 7, 2009