smod

Acronym for Sweet Meteor Of Death. A jocular reference to a death wish.

Oh, great! Now academics are seriously talking about how Islamophobia causes climate change. SMOD ,strike me now.

by notimeforpc May 14, 2016

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.

Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.

by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010

Scordio Ride

A high school wrestling move perfected by the Alabama Slammer during the 2004-2005 season. This move entails swiveling around to put your crotch on the opponent's face. A real morale buster for the man on bottom.

Yo, White really cranked the Scordio Ride in that last match.

by Larry Legowski July 26, 2008

Slord

A slut Lord.
One who partakes in sexual activity with anyone they encounter.

Why don't you ask out Shaquisha?

"I dunno man, I heard through the grapevine that she is a slord! "

by Flexmaster1989 August 3, 2015

The Smolder

An intentional facial expression perceived (incorrectly) by the person making it to convey an irresistible lure to their imagined hotness. They believe that by contorting their face into The Smolder, their target will instantly fall victim to their glorious, glorious face. They themselves are unaware of the complete and utter failure that is The Smolder, and live in a persistent state of denial.

"When I rejected Shika's invitation to the dance, she attempted The Smolder in hopes of changing my mind. I wanted to wash my hands."

Another good example is in Disney's Tangled, where Flynn/Eugene attempts The Smolder on Rapunzel in hopes to win her over and escape.

by Gribby April 7, 2011

smolder

to burn without flame

a woman can 'smolder' with sexiness.. she is so hot but not on fire actually

"When Eva is in front of us, she smolders."

by JulieIUSexy October 15, 2008

Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included

He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.

by trace-dawg January 27, 2010