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smord

A person who pretends to know what they are doing, but in fact knows nothing. Usually used after or during watching someone fail. Derived from the past particle for the Swedish word Smorja, meaning bullshit.
"My team are smords. Plz report."

"Look at those smords walking on the bike path and blocking traffic"
by Robogoat September 11, 2013
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smodeu

You were probably trying to do the tik Tok thing with asmodeus from obey me shall we date if that the case then it mean a beautiful queen/king that can do anything they put their mind too
by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021
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Smoodie

Unique young girl, bestowed the name by her biological father.
Smoodie has a brood of Smoodmen.
by Smoodie September 23, 2018
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Smonday

The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.
"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"
by -Chloe- October 28, 2019
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New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
by Hite May 8, 2011
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Smolder

Flynn Rider's secret weapon, invented and demonstrated by him in Tangled, it is the channeling of one's charm through one's eyes to melt female hearts. A mandatory weapon in a charmer's arsenal.
by MartianHorse September 4, 2013
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SModcast

Director Kevin Smith and friend/Producer Scott Mosier's weekly podcast. The 'S' stands for Smith and the 'M' for Mosier. It kicks ass.
Did you listen to SModcast yet? They talk about dogs jacking off!
by SMODCASTRULES October 1, 2007
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