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A person who pretends to know what they are doing, but in fact knows nothing. Usually used after or during watching someone fail. Derived from the past particle for the Swedish word Smorja, meaning bullshit.
"My team are smords. Plz report."

"Look at those smords walking on the bike path and blocking traffic"
smord by Robogoat September 11, 2013
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You were probably trying to do the tik Tok thing with asmodeus from obey me shall we date if that the case then it mean a beautiful queen/king that can do anything they put their mind too
smodeu by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021
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smord smordin smod smood smonday shordy Smolder Smodge smoldering Smoodle
Unique young girl, bestowed the name by her biological father.
Smoodie has a brood of Smoodmen.
Smoodie by Smoodie September 23, 2018
The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.
"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"
Smonday by -Chloe- October 28, 2019

New Albany Smore 

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
New Albany Smore by Hite May 8, 2011
Flynn Rider's secret weapon, invented and demonstrated by him in Tangled, it is the channeling of one's charm through one's eyes to melt female hearts. A mandatory weapon in a charmer's arsenal.
Flynn Rider : Here comes the smolder
Smolder by MartianHorse September 4, 2013

SModcast 

Director Kevin Smith and friend/Producer Scott Mosier's weekly podcast. The 'S' stands for Smith and the 'M' for Mosier. It kicks ass.
Did you listen to SModcast yet? They talk about dogs jacking off!
SModcast by SMODCASTRULES October 1, 2007
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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