An intentional facial expression perceived (incorrectly) by the person making it to convey an irresistible lure to their imagined hotness. They believe that by contorting their face into The Smolder, their target will instantly fall victim to their glorious, glorious face. They themselves are unaware of the complete and utter failure that is The Smolder, and live in a persistent state of denial.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods