shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004

smokefest

n. A gathering of friends to smoke marijuana. The usual smokefest contains up to 10-14 people with approximately an ounce of marijuana. Also usually has legit smoking paraphernalia such as: a bong, pipe, bubbler, or joints.

Jack: Yo nigguh we got to hit up another smokefest
Eric: Hell yea, remember last time when Luke torched that whole bowl and passed out?
Jack: Fosho dawg, i can't wait.

by Johnny Houston March 2, 2009

Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.

Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

Smoglessdoor189

a child

guy 1: did you see that total smoglessdoor189?
guy 2: yeah, what a smoglessdoor189

by The Body of God August 7, 2021

scopeless overwatch

noun. When a group of close friends band together to find out if another friend's girlfriend is cheating on him. Surveilence methods are used such as steaking out in the bushes, setting infra-red cameras, using walkie talkies, and/or other forms of budget surveilence equipment that could be purchased from internet sites and/or the toy section of the local Radioshack.

Guy #1: Aw man, my gf is hanging out with an old high school guy friend of hers from out of town.

Guy #2: (Phones Guys #3 and #4): Okay, boys, we gotta potential bimbo under radar. Time for scopeless overwatch, fan out.

by Bake Em Away Toys November 15, 2010

shoeless joe

1.a homeless person who wears no shoes

2.an insult implying that the person u are saying it to is poor.

1."theres so many shoeless joes in New York"

2."you pov shoeless joe!"

by Talon May 31, 2004

soleless ging

Something that describes a cat that has gotten lost in a bag.

That bag over there must be a prime example of a soleless ging, let us investigate further.

by itsdrewy February 19, 2011