smircc

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kid: smircc
other kid: 😏😏

by eyjafjaIIajökull February 20, 2022

smigrod

a slimmy rod or your junk after a particularly wet blow or a post-jizz penis

I put my smigrod in that bitch's face

by Francisco September 1, 2004

Smirk

Smart asses use this a lot. End of discussion.

“Ugh brad is such a smart ass”
“Yeah he does this ugly lil smirk every time he thinks he’s being funny”

by This is the most unique handle July 13, 2019

Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.

I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

by [e-mail] January 27, 2011

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

Smiaroski

(N.) A good Smiaroski is a rare type. She is devastatingly gorgeous, but she does not flaunt it. Everyone instantly falls in love with a Smiaroski. A Smiaroski is always in a good mood, and ready to cheer anyone up. She likes everyone, and is disliked by few. Anyone fortunate enough to date a Smiaroski will remember her forever, and will always leave a little of their heart for her. She has the ability to make any situation comfortable. A Smiaroski can melt your heart with a single glance of her beautiful face. She is always down for an adventure, and always willing to hang out. If you are able to find a Smiaroski, never let her leave your life. She will either be the greatest friend you will ever have, the greatest girlfriend you will ever have, or your biggest regret.

Man, I wish I was hanging out with Smiaroski right now instead of Russell.

by futbol.king6 February 27, 2017

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004