simpette

A female version of a simp; A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt but continues to chase after them any chance they get.

Girl 1: Stop being a simpette for Anthony! He clearly does not like you.

by Wackymolly May 19, 2020

Phish Smile

that big, dumb, goofy, shit eating smile you have during a phish shows because they're melting your face clean off

I had a phish smile for an hour after the Deer Creek show

by PhishKid91 June 24, 2009

Simpette

A female Simp.

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.

by smarsbar April 10, 2020

retail smile

the completely fake, often overdone smile plastered on the faces of retail employees everywhere; usually insincere, as customers really give retail employees nothing to smile about; related closely to people voice

Did you see that guy working at Hollister? He had a total retail smile on his face!

by disgruntled retail employee November 23, 2009

Canadian hockey smile

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.

Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.

by General Information May 28, 2009

bastard smile

A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.

"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."

"bastard smile, bastard smile!"

by ProudAnarchistFreedomFighter August 20, 2011

Stoner Smile

The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.

Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.

Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)

by 420Chick July 15, 2009