spifforiffic

much better than something that is wordspiffyword

dude 1: When im the bartender you'll get free beer.
dude 2: Spifforiffic.

by Zack October 16, 2003

smiffination

when a man fucks a girl in the ass with his balls!

joe smiffed jakie in the dumpster and was charged 5 yrs for smiffination

by ckorriie May 2, 2010

Stiffo

A boner, hard-on, erection, etc. Not, however, the sixth Marx Brother.

"Jeez, even to this day that Pat Nixon sure gives me a stiffo!"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Shiffoui

The act of using the penis to tease the vagina or anus by rubbing it along the length of their respective crevasse.

She totally wanted it even more after I Shiffoui'd her asshole.

by Androo & Sunny V August 5, 2008

smiffler

**Almighty

Known for smiling through tears -Hence the nickname "smiffler" --Smiling/Sniffling

The Ghost boy was Smiffling when his best Friend made a FOOl out of herself He then be came the Almighty Smiffler

by Ghost boy June 12, 2016

Smiffy

To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.

"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."

by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022

Premature Smiffulation

Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.

When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.

JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?

DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!

JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.

DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!

JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!

by Mahabarat March 10, 2010