smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

by Geordie May 7, 2004

Smeel

One word for feeling and smelling at the same time.
Like feeling the smell of something (food etc.)

I can already smeel our buritos

I can smeel that chick from across the room

by blurringlinesnshit January 9, 2014

Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Smegle

To pinch and twist someone’s genitalia

Tristen : What do y’all do when alone

Alex: I like to smegle her all the time

by Cheese burgs June 27, 2019

smeggley

A name given to someone who is exceptionally cute. Smeggley is generally obsessed with cute things and anything pastel. Smeggleys want to be cool or sexy but they can't hide the cuteness that is built into them. Smeggleys are also some of the smartest people that you will ever know.

Person 1: "O MA GAWD WHO IS THAT GIRL OVER THERE"
Person 2: "Oh she's Smeggley"
Person 1: "WOAH SHE'S SO CUTE"
Smeggley: "Hey besties~ >v<"

by ,':/ April 3, 2022

Smegetarian

On a smegetarian diet, which is comparable to veganism and vegetarianism, the only food that may be consumed is smegma, the substance found on an unwashed penis.

Lily is smegetarian, didn't you know?

by Ol Meanings January 2, 2023