Smuffy Buff

The definition for your one true love, usually stated when drunk. Smuffy Buff is not to be taken lightly as it describes strong feelings.

"Bob Dole is my Smuffy Buff"

"I heart Alex Trebek, he is my smuffy buff"

by mushroomdinosaur February 4, 2010

smuffybear

When any female weighing over 300lbs. sits on your face for any pre-notified reason

Give me a smuffybear and some waffle fries! fo free!

by Barney321 March 28, 2008

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

steffy

the most annoying laugh in the world

my sister has a dumb laugh

by steffy May 15, 2003

smelfy

Another term for "cool", "awesome", or "unique"; Started by some crazy people in Nebraska.

"Let me tell you, that book was uber smelfy!"
"That urban dictionary site has the smelfiest definitions!"

by Spiffy March 30, 2004

smuffy

a mixture of something both smart and scruffy at the same time.

why don't you wear that smuffy jacket you have?

by gilly86 February 10, 2010

uncle seffy

a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.

person: hey look, it's uncle seffy

by D November 17, 2003