smaste

The art of breathing in through your mouth and taste/smelling an object, usually a food. See: smasting.

J: "Here Ben, smaste this can of coke!"
B: "Aw, Dude, all i can smaste is the metal!"

by jayseven May 5, 2005

smasted

A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!

by D-rock9120 January 5, 2011

smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003

Smaste

What you would imagine the taste of something to be based on it's smell.

Scenario 1:
"Dude this tastes like ass."
"Wow, you really know what ass tastes like?"
Scenario 2:
"Dude, this smastes like ass."
"Fuck you, I cooked that!"

by TheRFellow April 4, 2010

smartest

slang for dumb ass who sucks
.
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at everyhting

aarons the smartest ever man

by pussy liker January 22, 2008

Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

Smaste

Tastes like the smell of.

Lime tic tacs smaste like my grandaddy's house!

by Travel Sized January 22, 2015