Definitions by jayseven

smaste 

The art of breathing in through your mouth and taste/smelling an object, usually a food. See: smasting.

J: "Here Ben, smaste this can of coke!"
B: "Aw, Dude, all i can smaste is the metal!"

smaste by jayseven May 5, 2005

Smasting 

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.

J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."

Smasting by jayseven May 5, 2005

stood 

If you are lucky enough to not only be a Stuart but also a Dude, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!

James: "Sup Stood?"
Stuart: "lmaoplanes, Smeddles"
James: "Rofflecopter, Stood"

stood by jayseven April 16, 2005

unno 

Unno is the latest in a long line of Proper English words unwillingfully sodomised so that they are fit for internet consumption.

jayseven: Unno watya onboot teh dud!
jayseven's dad: I don't know what you're on about, son!

unno by jayseven July 28, 2004

pdhq64 

The person who kicks your ass. Yes. You!

pdhq64 is so cool!

pdhq64 by jayseven February 11, 2004

kigan

someone on a forum/on IRC who cannot help but constantly post links, and if they're not posting links they're asking questions, if they're not asking questions they're posting confused smileys.

"O_o :o :|"
"god you're such a kigan sometimes"

kigan by jayseven February 7, 2004

cheets 

Slanderous name, to be one who engages in homosexual masterbation and/or oral sex.

god you're such a cheets!

cheets by jayseven September 15, 2003