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swashbuckling 

The sexual act of two guys penetrating a girl at the same time; one in the vagina, one in the anus. Although completely hetero in nature, it can involve penis to penis sword play that may make one or more of the male parties uncomfortable.
Dude, your girlfriend is really kinky. I just don't know if I can handle swashbuckling with you.
swashbuckling by pauliejr October 6, 2006

swashbuckle 

The act of sword fighting someone pirate style. While fighting often you will hear "Yarr... scurvey dog" and similar phrases.
Man this fool was pissing me off so i pulled out my sword and swashbuckled his ass
swashbuckle by Alex April 4, 2004

Swashbuckle 

When you sneak your way into strangers hotel bathroom and take a massive shit.
Dude, this strange guy swashbuckled me at Weeb Con last night and my room still smells like shit.
Swashbuckle by Dr. Thunderpants January 24, 2023

swashbuckled 

A verb used to state when someone is fooled, duped or hornswoggled.
Damn I should have known better, they don't have biscuits and gravy at McDonalds. That bitch swashbuckled my ass again!
swashbuckled by Mattis July 30, 2005

swashbuckler 

Swashbucklers are into 'sword crossing', in the man-love sense of the term. Used as a derogatory remark one might make to a buddy who just made an unfortunate comment about admiring another man for ostensibly 'normal' reasons. However, this is now easily (and most humorously) turned against him for the enjoyment of all gathered.
Hans: Does anyone else think that insert name of famous male actor here is the greatest ever?

Franz: What, you want to cross swords with him, eh 'swashbuckler'?
swashbuckler by jamesohoh7@txic August 27, 2009

smushbucket 

When someone or something, usually someone, is particularly cute or fluffy. A smushbucket is usually male, and quite often has shaggy fluffy hair :P
'Zomg, David is such a smushbucket!! XP'

'What do think of Charlie?' 'oh wow, he is a mega

smushbucket :^)'
smushbucket by SmushyBabes March 6, 2012