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Smartie Thicc

The exact opposite of dummy thicc

(but it sounds the same to make the person your saying it to feel special)
girl: "dude my ass is so flat"
guy: "that's so true you are Smartie Thicc asf"
by Kinda high January 28, 2022
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smartie patootie

A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.
My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.
by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022
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Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.
PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"
by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009
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party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)
by chris December 14, 2003
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Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"
by Tristan March 20, 2005
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dirty smartie

it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.
Last night, i had a sweet tooth so my husband gave me a dirty smartie
by wannadirtysmartie? November 23, 2010
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Orange Smartie

Since its the only Smartie with flavour saying this to someone is a compliment as they are special and unique but in a good way
by Caldew_Random July 3, 2018
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