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Smatchmo

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.
Stop fooling around, 'Smatchmo' is coming.
by Natate Grande February 19, 2003
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smitchens

"We haven't been lifting and landing, collecting smitchens of gold minerals for nothing, have we? What's a smitchens?" -Day9 Daily #592 P3. 6/03/2013
by Torcheon October 26, 2013
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Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.
*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”
by poptartman780 October 6, 2023
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Smitch

Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.
OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
by Stuffed Pepper February 21, 2013
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Smitch

by Jdup93 January 28, 2011
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Smitch

n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin
"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."
by Bownsaw April 24, 2003
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Smitch

Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.
by GrandmaSue98010 August 14, 2014
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