Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

Dairy Smorgasbord by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

Smort 

A phrase used by detective Jake Peralta.

Smort!

Smort by Captain Raymond Holt June 12, 2020

smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.

- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.

smorgasbored by neoclassique August 4, 2009

smorsis 

1. when a person's appearance causes them to be seen as or thought of as awkward.
2. when the actions or appearance of someone causes a situation to become awkward or uncomfortable.
3. 3 or more s'mores (least common definition)

look at me, now look at my pants, do you see how this looks awkward?... smorsis.

does this cheese on my face look smorsis?

this whole situation is too smorsis for me, I'm leaving.

i really enjoyed eating all those smorsis.

smorsis by special friends August 17, 2011

Modern Smorefare 2 

The game that Modern Warfare 2 has become: a madhouse where every game is filled with campers.

James: Call of Duty is such a great game, bro!!
Chris: Why would you still play Modern Smorefare 2, it's filled with campers!

Modern Smorefare 2 by redmetal777 April 29, 2010

Smorning 

that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. Now your smore will take 3 MORE minutes...

Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

Smorning by valoo208 September 25, 2010

Smoreventure 

A fun night involving the making and consuming of smores. Usually involving at least 7 people gathered around a fire pit talking, laughing, and hanging out.

After hanging out at the beach all day we stopped at the store for graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows, so we could have a Smoreventure at my house.

Smoreventure by LexaChelle. April 19, 2009