shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey May 5, 2006

slutlicker

a person who likes whores a lot, likes slapping big bootys
can be used as a major insult to someone you dont like
also slutmonkey
see womanizer manwhore and jiggalo

eww that guy is a total slutlicker, he tried to bang me AND my bff!

a:wow, bob is a slutmonkey
b:why what did he do?
a:didn't you hear, he banged all the sluts in the school, got totally drunk, stole the principals viagra then fucked his dad
b:ouch.....

by jess from somewhere October 21, 2005

Slopstick

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

by Clamer September 5, 2016

Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003

Slutstitute

Definition:

Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.

Amalgamation:

Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.

The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.

You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.

Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.

Stop being such a slutstitute with everyone you know, we love you but do you have to bang everyone you dirty pirate hooker?

by LMT August 15, 2006

slutastical

(adj.) of, or relating to sluttiness.

"wow, look at her, she is slutastical!"
" I'll show you slutastical!"

by Shaquita March 4, 2005

Shitsticking

An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.

"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"

"I heard they were shitsticking all night"

"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"

by YRUStillHere!! February 21, 2014