Shitsticked

To be unbelievably tired beyond belief. When you have been physically and mentally drained that even the idea of sleep requires too much effort.

"I have had two exams today, then went to the park and played football for an hour and a half, then revised for two hours, and now I've only just got back from the gym"

"Duuude, you must be Shitsticked!"

by oldham92 June 2, 2009

shitsticks

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Shitstick

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

by Thee Shitstick Robert November 6, 2006

ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.

"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"

by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021

Shitsticks

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey May 5, 2006

Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003