slooker

a very dirty, slutty hooker

i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker

by paco martinez May 13, 2005

spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

snoogered

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked

(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

snooger boogersnorts

1.An alleged criminal who may or may not be real. Note: He/she must be at least 5feet 7inches to be known as snooger boogersnorts

2.Or you could call someone who picks their nose this and they would get really offended!

1.Oh, look there's Snooger Boogersnorts robbing a bank; what shall we do?

2.
Tommy: Your such a Snooger Boogersnorts
Jane: Am not!
Tommy: Are too!
Jane: I'm telling my mommy on you!
Tommy: Well, I'm going to tell your mommy that you pick your nose!
Jane: Not if I tell my mommy first!

by Yelhsa Ardnaxela September 15, 2008

Snooger

That sticky substance that you get in your nostril that is too thick to be concidered snot and not hard enough to be a booger...therefore is a Snooger. In between the two evils, and it doesn't matter how hard you blow your nose, it refuses to leave, leaving you no other choice but to go in, bare fingered, and fish the Snooger out!

Amanda: Are you picking your nose?

Angela: Well, I have no other choice...I've got a Snooger!

Amanda: Snooger?

Angela: You know, it's not a booger and not snot, inbetween, a Snooger!

Amanda: Oh, that makes sense!

by angelarose0924 August 11, 2010

Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

by Bexxx June 2, 2004