Verb: To fall asleep on the toilet while pinching a loaf. Usually occurs when one is heavily intoxicated.
by rye w. July 20, 2008
Get the Sloafin mug.The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
by Gription October 23, 2012
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by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018
Get the Sloane Osterfeld mug.(n)- an animal that moves so fast that it cannot be identified.
(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.
(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
(n)- a figment of your imagination, a term used to describe something that you may or may not have seen.
(n)- this creature does not exist, nor has it ever existed.
We went around the curve and something jumped out in front of the car causing us to swerve and hit the pole. The responding officer asked what it was. Our reply was: "We don't really know. Perhaps it was a slopahoundasaurus."
by Perfectly Healthy Retard March 9, 2019
Get the slopahoundasaurus mug.Slopaxo, (slopaxos) in Ancient times, traces back to Greece and Egypt, means, "Master of Charm" {opa}Master {xo}charm - Wherein, someone called a Slopaxos or Slopaxo is someone who can charm anyone into anything. There was said to be an ancient magician named Ioannis Slopaxos (Slopaxo) who predicted the assassination of Julius Caesar. Supposedly, Slopaxos had a collection of Charms (xo) {ancient - echo} that granted the holder of such charms extra life.
by Taminoscigar July 1, 2021
Get the Slopaxo mug.The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.
An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."
Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).
Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).
by The_BFD July 23, 2012
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