2 definitions by Gription
The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
by Gription May 14, 2012
When you are watching an epic movie on DVD like Lawrence of Arabia and it dies half way through because the disc is scratched.
"I watched half of WALL-E last night but the the disc was scratched and I couldn't watch the end..."
"that is sacrilege...
or Scratchrilege!"
"that is sacrilege...
or Scratchrilege!"
by Gription June 1, 2009