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Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.
Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::
by dark289 April 13, 2009
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shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.
"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson

"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova

"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz

"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe

"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine fox
by Slick Willie October 2, 2002
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Alabama Shocker

Same as the shocker but with one in the pink, and two in the stink
Yo, I sliped that girl the Alabama Shocker!
by shite town pat February 18, 2009
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Slecker

Person who fucks someone up or fucks up
That mother fucking slecker wrecked into me
by Opinion010 March 15, 2022
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Slocket

A slot and socket combined.
Go put the phone into the slocket.
by Xythin November 27, 2009
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Urban Shocker

Urban James Shocker has one of the greatest names of all time. He was born Urbain Jacques Shockcor

Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.
Urban Shocker's name is kick ass... and I heard he throws a bad ass spitball
by Shockcor November 19, 2006
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spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005
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