Sloath

The enigmatic, unstoppable force that is the cause of all unexplained murders and disappearances.

They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.

Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing

A: Did you hear that there are no leads yet in the mass murder case?
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.

A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.

Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.

by sex-&-slytherin August 19, 2014

Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

by sheila in the car April 16, 2010

sloth bucket

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.

woooe. Look at that sloth bucket truck some food.

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

slowthinker

A person who thinks slow, or is stupid.

' He's really a slowthinker, I told him a joke and he didn't get the ideea!"

by stefice August 1, 2010

Slothmonster

A man. Tends to have feminine legs and gets hard ons over rugby. Teresa is a milf and Prince Andrew needs to be left on the bench

Charles: “Oi Slothmonster, pass me the fucking ball”
Slothmonster: *Breathes heavily down the mic*

by Russel Bishop April 26, 2021

blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.

"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."

by Kiop765 February 24, 2014